I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Tickle wars 95% of the time end in sex.
just so you know, the uglier twin gives better bjs..don't be deceived
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Please stop using the dehumidifier for your weed.
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Those titties aren't worth a lifetime of listening to her talk about gluten free yams and japanese manga.
Well. I have your keys. You have my car. Looks like we have a drunkxican standoff.
You could make a naked club. One member, you. One president, you.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
It takes a special kind of man to fart REALLY loudly right before entering a woman and still get some. This has been a state of bootytown address.
You said you couldn't look at me because you would have to take off your sunglasses but you can't because they're the "guides to your eyes".
we're drinking bellinis i mean god's titty nectar
I'm watching Part of Your World now and I'm crying and I feel like I'm floating right along with her. This. This right here is some drunken Disney Magic
Randomize