theres a middle aged lesbian couple holding hands on the bus and a 17 or 18 year old christian girl visibly staring freaked out and audibly praying about it
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
I know the vomits not mine cause its on my back.
I think a girl in front of me glued an ugg tag to a weird pair of boots.
STOP fucking him and come play in the snow with us!
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
You insisted we help some homeless guy put up posters for his missing pet alligator so we left you there because they were really just Chinese takeout menus.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
Last night was like blooper reel sex. He dropped me!!
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
Well I had to have sex with him so he would buy me plan b. The fact that I had sex with someone else last night who couldn't afford it is irrelevant.
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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