btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
98% is good enough for me. Kinda like birth control. Worth the risk
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
He wanted to have sex in a church because he has keys to it from court-ordered community service. WHAT IS STANDARDS?
In the mean time, I'll continue to kick ass at running and become a successful stripper while he might hook up with one average looking girl he met at a club. I so win.
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
So, my love of dick may have landed me in a cult. On the bright side, I now have a discount at Spencer's.
I just got a robo call from the Addiction Help Line. Not sure how to take that.
I walked in on a circlejerk after punching that guy out. Instant karma.
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
Looks like the opera singer hook up is paying off. Ran into the MILF from 407 and she said “your lady friend sounded like a very lucky girl.”
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