I've come to the conclusion that if I was an old man, I would perve around in short gym shorts for kicks.
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just gave some kid head in the library. Perfect way to end the semester.
Unlimited sex for unlimited netflix. I can deal with that. I think this is the first prostitution deal for netflix ever.
what do i owe you?
$237.46 to be exact.
if im having that much fun on the weekend i better start remembering it.
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I gave them the 'I used to fuck your son' discount.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
It took me longer to jump start my car and get to his house than the fucking actually took.....
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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