I'm walking behind a man wearing a womans shirt, heels, mens pants and a baseball hat
I don't remember her missing an ear while we were at the bar
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
dizzyuy bat. 3.453 lkos. hoit sx, now im single. blackouteed
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I'm glad we're going to catch up. too bad it's over my vagina.
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
You know what id love more than anything right now? ..a back rub while eating biscuits and gravy
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
You know you've hit a new slutty low when you're simultaneously sexting and having a tea party with a 4 year old
I ripped ass in on and around her face during a hard 69. I don't think she'll ever call me again.
Drunk twilight is the only twilight
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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