I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
All I can tell you is you will need a rain slicker for tonight's festivities. Any clothes underneath would be highly frowned upon as well.
just did awkward shuffle by the bagels in the dining hall at 7:30 AM with a kid i've hooked up with. goodbye freshman year.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
I like yr title more along "the hot Russian I have sex with."
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just want it to be said that I had sex in my Belle dress last night. Classy motherfucker.
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
please remind me of this if i ever start out a night declaring my goal is to see how much american honey it takes for me to forget who i am again
so, in conclusion, I think his gf found out about the booty pics
You know you've made it in life when the people in the next stall are cheering on your orgasm
My god imagine how much cum is in that astroturf
Can’t fucking wait for Tuesday night. Have another situation that popped up. I swear my life is like a cross between a soap opera and a porno
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