i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
I'm laying outside on my patio attempting to get sun with a puke bucket next to me... This is dedication to the tan my friend
i turned my shower on this morning and passionfruit pulp came out. how did you even do that?
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
thats why a responsible adult always keeps some facial hair just in case they need to shave a hulk hogan mustache for midget wrestling...
He screamed AMERICA, took a shot of vodka out of a Tupperware container, and then asked if he could see my tits
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
My 1st STD. I feel like there should be a cake for this.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
He's got a big dick, a steady job and tells me I'm pretty. There is litterally nothing else I look for I a guy.
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