I want to see a picture of the girl worth ruining our relationship for
and you said cock pushups were impossible
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
If I was there, I'd make you a vicodin spiked sandwich.
Fine. Just this once and because its veterans day will I send you a picture of my tits. You're lucky I love this country.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
you were feeling the wall and when we asked you why, you just said "because I want to know who lived here before"
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
My whole sorority girl exterior is just a lie. I'm a fat tumblr girl on the inside.
If i'm forever fucked up in this state of mind then I'm going to kill him for this
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
Yeah just had sex and grub hub came right after he did. I’d say it’s a win.
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