morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
yeh she's definitely getting a ham and plan b omelette in the morning
we convinced you the moon was a planet...again
A few things for you to consider: 1. Drunk enough that I'm looking up the dictionary definition of Wish. 2. Dictionary.com has new features. 3. Windows is offering me 500 business cards for 5 bucks. 4. I've always wanted a card that says I'm a ninja
In class ... We were just assigned groups for the quarter... Remember that night we took shots from that guys pants? I now know his name
Ya,, he does have virgin eyes. Thats a real thing you know...
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
hey this is Madison. you gave me your number last night and asked me to remind you that you didn't fuck anyone. you okay?
Also I walked home in over mitts \nLet's take a minute to really laugh about that
I've got mace and a condom. Ready to roll either way and keeping my pimp hand strong.
He tried to convince me that it wasn't really that small and all he had to do was pull back the groin fat. It was still small.
Update: day 5 and Scott has not left the apartment. Still smoking. Pizza roll supply dwindling.
Happy birthday and sorry I punched your friend in the face
I know it's going to be a good day because he didn't notice the bite mark on my butt.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
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