my computer doesn't work...
why?
i puked on it last night
heading to class now, facing the weekend consquences
We've got 2 weeks of college left-I want to feel like Gary Busey by graduation.
well, it ended with me crying outside the strip club saying i don't want to be 21 anymoree. i'd say it was a great 21st birthday.
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
The only explanation I can think of is that he still likes me. Which gives me an enormous amount of power over him and makes me laugh with malicious intent.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
She kept calling herself DJ McDonalds and said she wanted to make some Egg McMusic.
I feel like I owe her child an apology or something after blowing my load on the tattoo she has of her.
He is more interested in finding his sweater than he is in having sex with me. It better be a great fucking sweater.
I sent him a tex saying, "I thought my intentions were clear" drunk me has some balls.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
do nipples grow back?
Randomize
