so now she's a stripper
can't say i'm surprised
I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
And then falling down drunk the next morning, concussing yourself and splitting your head open?
That was pretty sad, but you more than made up for it by using "concussing" in a sentence
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Forgot that I saved my paper as "Eat Shit Edwards" and e-mailed it because I missed class. I'm sure Prof. Edwards will be delighted when she gets it. I don't anticipate a passing grade.
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Well my ankle is fucked up, everytime it pops I have a reminder of $200. Jager bomb night and the day we began to rebuild our friendship.
AFTER I licked the bald guys head they told me we weren't playing
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Any sexual interaction is meaningless without pizza during half time.
rock bottom is drinking straight vodka from a protein shaker, singing one direction and crying alone in your room. exams.
I want to create a human. Discussion later.
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