doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
I told them you could toss a salad like wolfgang puck
I was so high I thought there were pigeons in my room. Long story short there are now donut crumbs all around my bedroom.
Woke up to a huge puddle of water in the living room floor, apparently I made an indoor snowman.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Listen to my proposal.... I feed you crackers while I fuck you ever so gently.
It was awful. Their identical twins so it was like having sex with Jeff wearing a wig and shaved legs.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I just heard your voicemail. Glad you like my dick and think I'm cool
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
I'm not kidding, he literally jumped in the red panda exhibit. I knew this was gonna be a good birthday.
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
Welcome aboard the S.S. struggle. I'll be your captain for today's voyage and Jeremy is your first mate. Just sit back and relax while we navigate the seas of drunken regret. Your forecast for the day is violently hungover with a chance of "shit, that really did happen!"
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
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