Thanks for stranding me with th douchebag award recipients
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
I wiped a tear off her cheek with my boner. It cheered her up
so i had sex last night with my 12th partner, but hes number 1 for my first time using a condom. i think im finally learning.
I woke up and my clothes were soaked in the shower and I was wearing a Ghostbusters uniform. I'm shocked she hasn't left me yet.
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
why is there glitter IN my vagina????
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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