I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Apple Jack is not a good idea for breakfast. Whiskey can't replace milk.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
oh my god. were standing in the kitchen and were chanting "EYEBROWS" and shaving peoples eyebrows. I have work tomorrow and want to keep my eyebrows.
I just found a video of you asking to be a whale with me.
Ok how about tonight me and you get laid together. Same girl. Then she signs our dicks.
As weird as it sounds I would totally be down
He always tells me he misses my clit. I feel like I should make a drinking game out of it
to improve your porn experience, just imagine a slow speaking older English man narrating it all like a Nature documentary
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
my grandpa paid for my boob job but he just doesn't know it.
I'm a mess. I mean I almost got off but I'm a fucking rubics cube down there so il givenhim the point
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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