Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
I keep pulling short curlies out of my mouth. Not cool
i dont care about people's attitudes as long as they give me head
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
"He was so not worth staining my backseat for."
we were making out in my truck and while she was straddling me she informs me that she jerks off horses for a living. Should I be concerned or flattered?
He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
I ate the crust off the pizza and left the rest in the box. Even I would hate me.
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone dad. And you’re also like a second dad to me who I also send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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