I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
that's an acceptable place to lick
why does he think he needs to feed/take me out to get some ass? we are at a bar wasting my fucking time
and then he said that the only reasonable explanation as to why I got swine flu was because all I ever do is join the bandwagon
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
he told me he saved a turtle in the middle of the road.. i told him id be over in ten minutes...i mean he deserves a bj after that.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
Why is our fridge full of girl scout cookies and rum?
You told me to go grocery shopping.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
He thought it would be sexy if he found my clothes and dressed me, and it was..until he found a thong under his bed and assumed it was mine. It wasn't
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