whjeg hajt iyt
say what?
wanna hang out?
her fupa was seducing me. this is the last time i'm doing shrooms.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
You're breaking my vagina 4 times a day I reserve the right to know your middle name.
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
I'm at the back whiskey bar with a 7 and 7 in a winnie the pooh costume. Come find me.
I gave him the white girl "you spilled my psl look" and walked away
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