I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
It was as awful as eating cow testicles on fear factor and not winning and realizing you ate balls for nothing.
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
You can duct tape yourself to me so we dont lose you and you dont have to celebrate your birthday alone
you were wearing a pair of wings and handing out McDonalds apple pies, if anyone refers to you as the "Rave Fairy" you now know why.
THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
Revised rule: don't put your dick in the general vacinity of mental instability.
Not even dry humping. Not even a little bit.
It's cool bro. The video I have of you drunk trying to fix it with the sonic screwdriver was worth it.
Omg. I can't go on a date with this man. His kids are too ugly.
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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