What happened to our ballroom dancing plans
she was so not down for the gang bang
He asked me If i had cheated on my boyfriend when I said no he said it's like he doesnt know me anymore
Found her in the closet eating mayo out of the jar with a knife
So she just apologized to the fire extinguisher.
Housekeeping just called to see if we were okay bc they came in the room earlier and we didn't move.
I cleaned out the fridge, had to pound the brews. I am going to be wrecked for my final at 1
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Stop your judging. I got free booze AND an oil change. You're the one whose always saying we're spending too much money.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
I'm sorry, I'm tired, I can't play long distance cockblock anymore. Good night don't get too pregnant.
I forgot to respond before, I was apologizing for confusing sex with secret Santa.
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