I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
he would probably call me "ma'am" when he's inside me. people love saying weird shit inside me.
She's cheated on every boyfriend she's ever had with the same guy. She's like a slutty yo-yo.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
Its a good night to get drunk in my onesie.
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
I'm running on two hours of sleep, a shot of vodka, and half of a granola bar. I can't be held responsible for what I do.
You got a write up and a first aid award all in the same night. The don was impressed!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
like, there should be nothing wrong with me wanting to watch you put on a bikini and roll around in a kiddie pool of jello
I think I just got booty called by someone I've never slept with or even really had a conversation with before.
Had a one night stand and didnt remember the guys name until he started sending me poems in the mail.
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