Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
you got in your car and made the sounds of a NASCAR, then called me on your phone and I was your pit crew. then you apparently you won the race, and THAT'S when you tried to backflip off the top of your car.
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
You peed for a solid 5 minutes last night and turned around halfway through to give everyone watching a thumbs up
Thanks for FaceTime'ing with that ugly chick last night while me and her friend were in the other room. it's good to know I can still count on my wingman even when we're 2000 miles apart
when i got home i made myself toast with butter & put pasta on it. I know this cause it's all over my bed.
If I die tonight. Just know that chicken I made fuckin ruled. Recipe: Chicken with a shitload oF spice
My printer just jammed because one of the condom wrappers I threw when we had sex in my dorm
Also, we accidentally donated a bong to goodwill
I'm on a no morals kick. That'll be 3 girls in 24 hours....ending 2011 with a bang
Where are you?! I require drunk, males and possibly crying. Vomiting is optional and/or optimal as is karaoke.
He fucked me so hard my nail polish actually chipped. I'm keeping him.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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