What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
This boy just came into class wearing sperrys and a polo but also carrying a longboard. I'm unequivocably attracted to his level of doucheyness.
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
You kept buying everyone Washington apple shots, and telling us we needed to support local produce.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I'm blaming hurricane Irene if I get pregnant tonight.
how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
He pulled out, and the resulting cumstain on my sheets is in the shape of a fetus. The irony of this is both awesome and terrifying.
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
why do you keep saying "she looks like a porn star" like thats a bad thing?
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Just remembered that I got laid thanks to my glow in the dark Batman belt buckle. Need to wear it more often.
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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