Nah got too drunk to function...probably could have dragged something home over my shoulder if the cops didn't roll
I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
i'm glad we're now at the level of friendship where we can comfortably discuss the quality of our shit
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
We just did a shot to "getting laid in the bar bathroom". I love where this thursday is headed
My clit is not a Gobstopper. Cut it out.
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
Yeah that doesn't involve enough booze, count me out
LOVE ME MORE THAN PIZZA CAN
Ran into him again last night, stole his glowstick and walked away. The glowstick mountain in my room keeps growing.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
Do you think it's a bad sign of the outcome of the pregnancy test I'm about to take that I was eating a fudgsicle on the way into the drugstore? Would it make worse to tell you I also bought a big ass bag of Cornnuts?
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