do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
And when I look at him, I just want him to say "I love you" in between deep thrusts and hard grunts.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
I should have some sort of frequent buyer card or something. I just bought my third bottle of Captain this week. It's Wednesday.
How do the freshmen here NOT understand the tricks we are playing on them by now? Doesn't bode well for grad numbers. Idiots.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
It's hard being an adult. And by that I mean it's hard to tell the boy you like who rejected you that you can't share a room with him at white party because you don't want to see him bang other boys.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
I'm still pretty stoned. There are mini rice cakes in my robe pocket to snack on in the shower.
When you make me feel sane and well-adjusted, it is time to reevaluate your night out habits. Just sayin'.
what the hell makes you think you get to decide what your going to wear at our weding!?
i wasnt sure i had a crush on her until i woke up this morning and saw i had googled fifteen variations of "lesbian marriage in estonia". where the fuck is estonia
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
oh he pulled my dick out. wanna come over after he leaves
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