you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I have minimal recognition and a lot of burns on my tongue and my vagina hurts.
Idk what else to talk about besides you paying for half of my vaginaplasty.
Her life is proof that being a drunken slut will get you places.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
With a few pieces of metal and duct tape and a bong was created
We are finally out of the honeymoon stage of the relationship because it turns out that you can't come back from peeing on me in your sleep.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
Just as an add on, don't expect me to wear matching bra and underwear. If I do, I'm probably drunk and it's your fucking birthday. Have a great night.
Well, if I’m not getting dick or sleep then I’m not interested.
You were laying next to me in bed at 4:30 a.m. I asked if you were drunk and you said you weren't drunk you were buzzed like a bumblebee. Then kept rambling on about having to call out of work.
his mom walked in while he was eating me out. and my vag was facing the door. luckily his face was in it.
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