i don't remember but I assumed it was bad when I woke up with directions from his house to mine already pulled up on my phone
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
But don't worry I didn't actually get stitches, although according to the health center I probably should have
I always forget that visiting my hometown is like a who's who of ugly people.
bad sex. bad bad bad. it was like trying to pick up an overcooked noodle with an empty pringles can. why do these guys always seem to find me?
Sometimes I envy you, when I'm not praying for your soul.
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
The bump on my forehead, i think, was from falling asleep at front door, on my knees, slumped over. But we played good music so what?
Split a bottle of Johnny Walker and then decided to eat a shit ton of peanut butter. That was a rough bed to wake up in
like, by the end of my shift people were asking if I'd sobered up enough to take a drink order yet. that bad.
I swear if you get so drunk that I have to sing Bohemian Rhapsody to you again to get you to come out of the bathroom I'm leaving you at the bar this time.
Not drinking until my bday. I know it's only a few days but it feels like when couples get celibate before the wedding and there's all that tension.
Met the hot new neighbor. She's into country music and giving really good bjs. Latter made up for the former.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
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