Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
it was like eating out sand paper
Omg. The strippers are having a batman vs spiderman showdown. Both on stage. Genius.
you called her butter tits and then threw up in your cup. i dont know if theres any way to come back from that
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
My parents just told me that if I stop drinking I could do something great with my life...
They obliviously haven't seen you dance on top of a pool table then
Sloppy and selfish. Your 27 and you don't know where my clit is? BYEEE
No that one bar I got kicked out of got closed so that technically doesn't count
What do I do with all this pork broth? I can't waste it.
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I just saw a raccoon get launched out of a tree by another raccoon. They have turf wars...
Just sent a nude with the caption "seasons greetings from our family to yours"
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