just ask for directions from a guy with a penis drawn on his window
Just passed an anti-circumcision dude with a sign. Handing-out-bibles guy has been officially one-upped.
She calls her new ritual "bed, bath, and beyond crunk". Hence why I found her passed out in my bath tub this morning.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
It's legal now for me to leave my boyfriend and marry you.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
So apparently someone caught him as he was falling. And carried him around the rest of the night.
so an orgy is about to happen in the next room if you wondered where i am currently at in life
While having sex, a German accent isn't sexy.
"The More You Know"
Nothing like sitting at your midterm pissed at yourself because you put your graphing calculator batteries in your vibrator and forgot to put them back in before the exam 😑
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
Only I would get an underage 24 hours before turning 21.
Right after i got done cumming i sat back and gave a big Ric Flair "WOOOOOO!"
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