$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
oh well at that point I was already depressed with life because I had watched the bratz movie.
I've had to much cheese to give a fuck about anything. im tired.
I tried to talk to him, but he didn't recognize me at first. I had to show him the top of my head and then he remembered.
Came so hard my ears popped. This lovely piece of news and pissin in my driveway brought to you by rum
If I had your job the next day id be on the news. And not the good news. Like fox & friends. Nancy grace would have my ass.
I just want to eat my penis shaped food in front of you and see how you feel about it.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
Tim is a child that you physically can't love because he makes it hard for you to even find anything redeeming about him so you debate leaving him forever at the gas station.
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
He invites me over for to adderall and chill. Academic Tuesday
Chicks dig it when you smell like bong water and frebreeze.
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
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