K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
I just told the 2nd grade class leprechauns are the children of midgets.
High as balls & about to be tanning. Helloooo 15 minute vacay.
I got a lot accomplished today, and the day is still young! I built a fort, hot boxed a fort, had a tea party in a fort, and now realizing how high I am.
she just convinced the cop to buy us ice-cream sandwiches. best/worst stoned experience ever.
that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Are there any rules against fucking the hot TA?
Maybe for her....
Her problem, not mine
I was sat at the table waiting with a glass of wine reading my book and the hotel staff gave me a goldfish in a bowl and said 'heres your date for the night' !
I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.
He shampooed and conditioned his pubes but can't manscape for shit.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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