Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
nailed a girl as she was wearing a darth vader shirt. Cross that one off my list.
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
The last two calls in my phone are dominos and 911. I'm not sure how my night went.
I'm at the grocery store buying monistat and corn nuts. thank god for self check out.
omg theres cum all over the american flag and now its up in front of his house.
Lost gin update. Blackout me found and re-hid the bottle. Left a note to myself saying, "GOOD LUCK, SUCKER!"
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
I couldn't drink enough to fuck the friend, you said challenge accepted and stole some chicks shot.
I spent most of my night in the men's room eating popcorn on the garbage can conversing with strangers pissing
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
The girl in the hotel room next to us walked out at the same time as me this morning. She just shook her head, looked at me and said, "faker." Is it that easy to tell?!??
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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