How many times do you have to sleep with a guy before you get him to kiss you???
yeah, i liked him til i heard he had a sac that could apparently smother my face.
whenever music plays i find myself always doing kegels to the beat. its like the new foot-tapping
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He was dressed up as Jesus and had vodka in one hand while he was blessing everyone and splashing them with holy water in the bathroom.
you 2 were alone in the living room and the dog walked in and you started yelling what are all these people doing in here
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
I snuck out of his room and his roommate stopped me to tell me there was a condom stuck to my back
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