so my aunt is sitting on the couch, eating a brownie and watching the biggest loser saying how it's not that hard to eat healthy
man i love america
i cleaned out my closet and found 7 beers from 2007. ive had 3 so far.
I just discovered how perfect a shot glass is for putting your chicken nugget dipping sauces into. Like I'll probably do this when I'm a mother feeding my children.
I heard from anne today. She has a broken collarbone and is knocked up. Apparently florida is awesome
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Close your eyes and stop texting and think about puppies. You'll be fine.
My only regret is that we didn't pee on our neighbors Prius
It's national "dress up your pet day" come over. Drugs and dressed up cats..it's the shit dreams are made of.
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
This bar smells like your ball sack. In a weird way I miss you.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
only you would understand that I was talking from the perspective of my boobs
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
Randomize
