it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
He used one end of the towel to wipe the cum and I used the other end to wipe the tears
the bartender cut u off when u asked him for his screename so u could IM him later
No fucking idea. Just paid for my chipotle in chocolate coins, though. Either there is a huge language barrier happening here, or my big boobs are finally paying off.
When that rick ross song came on he started ripping up dollar bills and pouring out drinks on the floor. I'm all for ignorance but it was a little excessive for a wedding
Soooo how am i supposed to explain to my mom that i was admitted to the hospital but you kidnapped me within 20 minutes?
when you agree to fuck a guy it does by NO means make it okay for his roommate to hide in the closet with doritos and watch
it felt like i was a kid in an empty playground. i fucked him on every piece of furniture in the house and then when his housemates showed up i was naked in his bed like i'd been there all along.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
He told me that his favorite part about me is hearing my voice while we fuck. I think that was the nicest thing he has EVER said to me.
...You tried to use your wallet to call her after you gave your cell phone to the cab driver as a "peace offering"
I'll be honest, I too would punch the 21 year old version of myself in the face, and then have rough sex with him.
I just fixed my mom's tv over the phone in 2.17 minutes while high. I'm a fucking professional.
I just turned down an invite to sit on a face. IDK who I am.
What? Are you sick?
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