That's intense
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
so you masturbated because Oprah told you?
Btw, I'm really high so I apologize if anything I say gets translated into arabic.
is year to celebrate how much I love you, I made a mosaic of your penis with conversation hearts. it's in your mailbox.\n\nHAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY TO YOU
I don't know if this whole sobriety thing is going to work out... It's only been 3 days and I want to chug vodka
In that case, I'll try 2 find a date. But my options are AA friends or fuck buddies.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
i tried to propose to him with my nipple ring but i couldnt figure out how to take it out
final thoughts: i just want someone into choking me out, weed and anime
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Had phone sex with my boss who I still haven’t seen in person. How’s your Monday ?
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
we went to the skate park then back to her house for dinner, and somehow that ended with her making me blueberry pancakes at 2am
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