new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
You know your in college when you decide house chores with games of beer pong...
I was surprised he admitted he couldnt keep up. We both knew but usually they dont come out and say it
Its not even 10am and we are talking about what guys assholes we would finger.
Idk if you remember me telling you about him, but I gave him a hj under the stars. Kind of added a little disney aspect to the whole experience.
Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
Well, most of my extended family doesnt know about my love for the penis, so they dont have a reason to disown me
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
He sent me a picture of his dick as a snake, I'd say things are going great.
pls come over. need ride to hospital once taquitos are ready
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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