i think i have herpe
just one?
Man THE POSTAL SERVICE is awesome when I'm high..... But they suck when I'm sober.
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
when did we get so old that our friends started having LEGITIMATE children?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
He just walked up to be, grabbed my boob and said 'i think they have shrunk' i have no idea who he was.
Im the macgyver of cooling down beers. The toilet tank was blocked so I couldn't use it.....
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
You were yelling at the mannequin and saying "DON'T LOOK AT ME"
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
I drank all the wines... and all th Doritos. Whilst watching Fat Camp. I need to reassess my values.
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