Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Just got a orange juice for my grandma, put gin in it without thinking. She's having a good morning.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
If we ever start off with margaritas for breakfast and end up naked covered in olive oil...I could think of worse ways to spend a day.
You were sitting in the tub, clothed, squirting my KY all over yourself. You said "it's warm." then passed out.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
Sober now. I'm really glad I didn't try to make out with that guy who has a pregnant fiance
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
She definitely peed in a bucket in their closet last night. We should warn them about that, right?
Idk I wanna make it till midnight but I also want tequila
Never let me go online shopping while drunk. I now own 2 baby cribs. I have no children
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
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