i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Awesome. My fame will spread to DC... As will the herpes.
She narrowed it down to 7 guys that could have gotten her pregnant.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
Couldn't get it up. She asked me what she was doing wrong. Didn't have the heart to tell her. I appreciated her willingness to adapt, but she's pretty much gonna look that bad her whole life.
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
I just stood next to my childhood self. Fuck, I'm really stoned...
Just did coke off of a cross necklace and am headed to the strip club. Happy Easter!
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
I have a better chance beating China's military with slap bracelets than this plan has of working.
They are like untrained puppies reaking havoc on a newly furnished house. Out of control.
You just compared our vaginas to a newly furnished house...I can dig it.
Wait wait wait. You are actually taking advice from this lunatic?
This is the girl who got a balloon full of cocaine through security no questions asked. Of course I'm taking her advice.
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