Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
I just googled "semen solvent" and got nothing. there has to be something that will wash this shit off!
I see a marketing opportunity
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
He said I was the smartest girl he had ever dated, that should have been a sign from the beginning
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
I was going to text him and apologize but I didn't want him to think that meant I approved of him being my niece's booty call.
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
Let's just rave with boners that last for hours
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
He told me "it wants a kiss" WHY HAS THIS HAPPENED WITH 2 DIFFERENT PEOPLE.
He told me I'm a small core of pure evil wrapped up in sweetness, gold, and puppies. He gets me.
That is beautiful
Pregnancy has ruined porn for me. I can't watch a hot chick get it on without being jealous of her perfectly waxed shit. I can't even see my shit.
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
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