gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
You don't understand, alcohol has become a thing of survival for me and without it I can't function as a normal human being
You said that we had to leave the party together and proceeded to repeat the "ducks fly together" speech from The Mighty Ducks word for word. Soon the whole party was quite and started chanting quack..quack...quack..
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
I feel like my lungs want to punch me in the vagina.
is that even a sentence?
You have to summon your inner elephant
its one thing to be single and another thing to be single and then have your profile picture be of you and the cat
your picture is with misty too!!
I AM SINGLE BY CHOICE
I just compared his sexting to a plate of spaghetti. And he STILL wants to sleep with me.
The walk of shame is a lot easier when I'm at a music festival and it's 12 feet from his tent to my tent
You are living the dream.
He asked me if I wanted to blow his whistle and proceeded to pull out an actual whistle.
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
Sitting in the dr office she literally looked at my throat and goes have you been having oral intercourse
Sometimes you have good days, sometimes m you delete 360 screenshots off your camera roll.
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