i dont know whats so great about being respectable.
we just ordered 30 dollars worth of french fries...whats wrong with us?
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
DON'T BE A PUSSY. ONLY 1/3 OF THE WORDS IN YOUR LAST TEXT WERE MISSPELLED, WHICH MEANS YOU NEED 2/3 MORE SHOTS.
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Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
I booty called her while she was in labor.
You're just horny.
Yea, and? I appreciate you as a person too if that helps.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Dude. I've never been with a guy who just wanted to go down on me all the time including while I'm shooting zombies on call of duty. My life is complete.
I really would enjoy sexual intercourse with you.
Most formal booty call EVER
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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