school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
A girl pulled up next to me at a stoplight just now, looked around for a second, and then changed her top, bra and all, before the light turned green. New. Hero.
Is it sad that i just saw my moms thumb on the table & i instinctively put mine down cuz i thought she was thumbmaster?
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
So this is what you do on your hungover days off put your balls into an egg carton?
Just had ice cream and a blow job come together in one glorious, defining moment.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I had a really bad dream about us drinking this weekend. Remind me to tell you Friday when we start drinking
My parents worry about me having parties when they go on vacation. Umm no it just means I'm drinking and smoking alone on the first floor of the house instead of the second
Hashtag Pathetic
I was trying to drink every time they said planned parenthood but my body isn't cut out for this.
I'd date him. I'd date the fucking shit out of him.
We ended the night eating peanutbutter with our hands and smoking cigarettes in the house at 4am. Fucking Everclear, man.
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