Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
The good news is the bleeding stopped. I think I'm going to sober up before I tell you the bad news though.
He's stoned as shit, eating breakfast cereal and taking a dump. All while listening to dubstep. We may never understand him.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
I imagine her to be like a 19th century explorer/adventurer with different boys' hearts on her wall like animal heads
Like Teddy Roosevelt
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
Opted for cash back rather than the 10% extra I'd get for store credit, solely for drinks tonight.
You're lovely.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Attention, i sprayed windex on me to disguise the scent of sex and regret off my clothes from last night
Dude this weed has me so paranoid.
Yeah tell me about it I just screamed after I coughed because my own cough scared me.
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