come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
You leave a trail of fuck everywhere you go
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I still can't believe he turned down that threesome with us in central park. He must be really committed.
Please stop hiding condoms in my house. If I want to have sex with you, I will let you know. FYI, my mom found the ones hidden behind the milk. She was not happy.
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
Sounds like she has 4 first names. Like a sad version of Ricky bobby
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
Oh my god, it's like someone broke the off button in my butthole
In other news I think my vagina is sunburnt
I share a birthday weekend with Easter this year, so that fucking sucks. I hate sharing...and I have to share with fucking Jesus this year.\n
I'm not saying I'm planning to hook up tomorrow but I'm also not saying I'm unprepared for it
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