id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
This is the kind of period I feel I should name out of respect to the fact I might have just gotten lucky this time.....
I just foul balled at work. I had taken off my coat too… had to go to the sink wash my hands then go back to the stall and pick up my coat. I hope the guy shitting in the stall next to me didn’t figure out what happened.
I swear I could audibly hear her vagina slam shut when you walked up to hit on her.
And I'd make him talk dirty to me. In Forrest Gump's voice.
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
I yelled at the dude who smoked him up "YOU'RE THE REASON I'M NOT GETTING LAID" then went to bed. So yeah, I guess it was an ok night.
I am the fucking FIFTH wheel. How do you think it's going?
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Well you got kicked off a stripper pole. They said girls only.
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
Just fyi i'm now butt naked in a steam room smoking a bong in some guys house. i sense the weed penetrating my pores.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
i just wanted have a romantic star gaze moment with him. untill he let out a massive fart.
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