Non-Jews are for practice
My dream in life is to scissor with Ellen. I don't care if I've got a dick. I'll make it work.
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
Tell me why I go to the dollar store for nail polish remover and a ghetto black dude trys to hit on me in the parking lot, then he gets in line behind me with a dousche bag literally and that is his only purchase.
Does boxed wine and camel crushes signify a college date? Lets hope so
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
Oh just living the dream. And by living the dream I mean drinking franzia out of a martini glass and watching family matters. Also, drinking every time Carl Winslow has a mustache and Eddie wears MC Hammer pants
Going stoned out of mind to my sociology exam because it's really just a pizza party. I love community college.
Well you wanna do it now or later? I've had three shots and I'm listening to journey by myself. Emotionally there is no better prime time than right now.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
Um...It has come to my attention that I may have said some rather vulgar things about Sean Connery to you and anyone listening last night, so...I apologize for that. I meant the things I said. But still. Sorry.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
I woke up at 3am, top off, with campus security telling me to get dressed. Tonight was a GOOD NIGHT
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