i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
was it more than 30 minutes?
ya
then you're in a relationship
She threw up everywhere and is crying about a fictional character who died on Grey's Anatomy
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
she said she's never had and orgasm AND she's a cubs fan...ouch.
he wrote me a grocery list while i was passed out. every other item was gin. it went on for 4 pages.
I know you hold the fastest time for "zoo downhill wheelchair racing" but I don't see what that has to do with this.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
jut tell him gently that you'd rather spend more time with his dick than his face
I woke up in a bunk bed beside two Brazilians dude you have no idea how happy I was
I thought you might think I was an idiot who thought cock rings prevent STDs,
I'M IN A SPINNING VORTEX OF SELF-HATRED AND HORNINESS
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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