I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
I bet the first cavemant to make fire got so much pussy
we're talking about where were going. or where we stand. but yeah we'll basically be doing it in the hallway so just ignore us
I can't tell whether I'm throwing up blood or licorice.
Technically this isn't a church so we could have been drinking this whole time.
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
At least I cut out the pieces of your hair where I braided gum into it last night. Thank me later.
We talk about tequila and blow jobs the way that normal people talk about the news and the weather.
I would rather deep fry my own cock while it's still attached to me than have his life.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
You said "bag of dicks" before passing out and falling off the landing
Oh god... Please tell me Sarah didn't see me like this
...you may have kinda punched her in the tit on the way down...
oh. oh my god. i just had lunch with my mom with semen still on my face.
Are you saying being a wizard and going to hogwarts wouldn't be life changing, believe in magic you fucking muggle
he answered his phone during sex and left to go help that drama queen with her latest bullshit. I'm drinking all his vodka. it's asshole tax
I forgot a room to the key..so whenever you wake ip and read this...I'm sleeping inthe hallway..please find me
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