you should wait a day or two to break up with your girlfriend
why?
so we can have sex in the meantime. It adds a little excitement.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
It's Monday. What a great day to start the weekend on the week of st. Patricks day
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
Yes, do intervene. Unless it involves cowboys with loud trucks and hard 9 inch dicks. Then just come back for me in the morning.
I wish I could go about my daily activities with his dick inside me
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I am not exagerating when I say the thought "screw you future me" actually just went through my head
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
I guess I was blacked out I hopped a fence and hugged a cow that night.
His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
Periods are much less exciting when you're not sexually active.
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