# days @ Coachella: 1 people i showed how to break it down: 279
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She had been watching Bad Girls Club where the annoying girl always says "I RUN L.A.". After she got wasted she kept going up to strangers at the bar yelling "I RUN FAYETTEVILLE." I peed in her drink.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
You were waisted for 48 hours and the only 3 words you said were yup, sure, and michigan
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
just had wine and brownie batter for dinner. Single life is good
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
Accidentally gagged on my toothbrush and puked up a Walgreen's cheeseburger. 1) I am not going to be on top of my game tonight. 2) Since when do I have a gag reflex? 3) Walgreen's cheeseburgers are awesome.
I thought it was a drawer and tried to pull it out and it wasnt a drawer it was the police call button. I hate everything.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
In other news, last night I told somebody they made eczema look so good they should call it sexzema.
I just drunk texted the Italian guy and now I’m flooded with Shane. Uh, shame, not Shane. He sounds nice, though.
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