All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
i just went through and liked all 1,239 of her pictures instead of writing my english paper. don't tell her, i want her to be surprised
The only thing that would make my night better is if William Shatner came and read me a bedtime story.
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
he went down on me with a nose plug on, you tell me how it went
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
Snuck into a camper in someone's yard. Hotboxing. Can't wait until they go in it.
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Anyone who does not consider cereal and wine as a balanced breakfast needs to leave immediately.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
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