you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
i feel like a thai whore the morning after the navy left.
How are you feeling today?
i could've thrown up on command at any point today...
She asked if my windows were tinted enough for road head.
i think he was starting go for a boob grab when we both realized the middle of a public tennis court wasn't the place
I think a kid would responsible me up
Need you on the dancefloor. Hungry and lonely.
i woke up and found a picture of his grandma in my purse.. im a kelpto
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I'm in too deep with Breaking Bad. I realized I've altered my Tinder likes to people that either look like Jesse or work in a school's Science department.
No I kepy moaning and just called out a name to make them believe I was actually having sex instead of masturbating.
You are attracted to power and since you can't date the married old guy you have to go for the next best thing - his gay son
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
Okay first of all fuck you and everything you stand for because Taco Bell is amazing.
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