He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
If I see one more duchette wearing Ed Hardy, but not actually having a real tattoo. I swear Im gonna shank a bitch.
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
We found her naked passed out on the bathroom floor. She didn't even make it to the shower. She was clutching the bathroom rug.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
You kept whispering "Party Dave" every time someone would start talking.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
Drunk logic "let's go outside in front of the bar to get sick"
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
I brought coffee but not enough for the naked guy on your porch
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