TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
If I'm going to go gay, i'm not going to go for a tiny dick.
the teacher just ate a hash brownie and passed out on the bus best field trip 2010'
So you actually don't remember giving head to the Neil Armstrong statue last night?
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
Either there is a god and he hates masturbation, or one of my roommates stole my vibrator while I was in the shower.
There are six slides. In going to pee in five of them. You have to guess which one to go down. Agree?
Agreed.
we shared soup. that is literally the extent of my romantic life right now
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
he was snoring so I have him a bj to wake him up and then told him he had to leave.
He went down on me while I was on the phone with my grandma.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Randomize
