is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
I managed to throw up 90 feet under water, just removed my breathing tube, puked, put it back in. All inclusive is the way to go.
I drove to my yoga class while eating a piece of bacon. Wow. I see myself in a whole new light.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
you had "tips for anal sex" in your google search history this morning. how was your sunday night?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
Although I love the reason it was done, can you maybe not show pictures of my dick to all your friends at parties? I like to present my penis in my own special way. thanks
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
i had a threesome. one of the guys used to bully me in high school too for being gay.
I stole something. Which direction out are you guys gonna go
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
You have amazing self restraint. If there was one thing I could learn from you, that wouldn't be it. I love my life as it is.
Being hungover in this office is the actual worst. Like they look at me and know I was wasted at 1 am, karaokeing Billy Idol at a gay bar.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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