He wrote my name on his dick, took a picture and then said "this has your name written all over it!"
You were in my dream and you got the lyrics to lollipop tattooed on your chest. Don't get it, it wasnt that cool.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
I want to spend time with you, and by time, I mean real time. Not your dick in my mouth time.
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
Dude. I'm super jealous I'm not there. Plus I look really pretty tonight, I'm wearing my long blue dress, I have long blonde hair, and I'm just sitting here hitting Larry the Long Bong. I'll pretend like your 3 spirits are floating in my smoke. Fuck.
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
My vagina has a mind if its own. Can you imagine if I didnt have you to run her ideas through.
I'm chasing my vodka with snickers.
And, omg, my eyelids are on fire. I think the internet let me down. :(
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
I WANNA SUCK HIS DICK ON A BOAT
A respectable fucking: good but like I don't want to get kicked out of my hotel room
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
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