i can't wait to go to hell
yeah...all of my friends will be there for sure
My birthing hips are way to big to be around all these juveniles.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
He's either a really good actor or an actual prince, I'm fine with both so I'll sleep with him.
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
We just set the fire alarm off with a fog machine. What's my first instinct? Finish my drink. I think I handled that correctly.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
I think a kid would responsible me up
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
want me to make you a grilled cheese? I can't guarantee it'll be as good as yours but i'll go down on you afterwards if you want
brb printing out this text and putting it on my bedroom wall
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
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