shes the kind of girl i dont like to talk to unless my penis is in her mouth.
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
He painted his chest for the game... I just fucked an exclamation point.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
NEW RULE: NO INNAPROPRIATE CHOICES THAT INVOLVE GUNS. I LIKE IT. WRITE THAT DOWN.
Decided to go explore a half built apartment complex at 4 a.m and leave a 3 block obstacle course in the alley ways on the way home.
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
I just hope I don't wheeze during sex
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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