i woke up with "only hugh can prevent florist friars" written up my arm ... i need to know what we did last night
The last memory I have is vomiting into a box and her rubbing my back saying "you are such a trooper..."
Puking green right now......... jaimison mcflurry very bad idea
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
come onnn, where's your sense of adventure?!
I left it in that guy's dorm room.
I woke wondering who the hell was in my bed. Then i felt boobs and remembered Haha. Thirsty Thursday killed my liver and my homosexuality
Can I tell you that I just incorporated the spice girls in my sexting and you not judge me
They are going to name an STD after you.
I just want to order a very large pizza and get very drunk and very laid.
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
Kay so its 9 am whose dumbass is gunna act sober to buy pizza rolls
Dude you promised
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
when i woke up w mysterious sticky crap in my hair, i assumed i had another blackout hookup. nope. turns out i made PBJ and proceeded to pass out in it. i ate the evidence when i woke up.
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
