He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
I just saw my grandmother naked. again. this needs to stop now.
Whoa, Gary Coleman died
Whatchu talkin bout?!?!
Too soon.
your drunk ass trust falled a guy double fisting bud limes and as a result your head bounced off the patio table. So that might explain the stitches on the back of your head.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Is there a non-awkward way to tell a girl I work with that she looks just like my favourite pornstar?
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
At a point I was just cumming dust last night
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize
